The cheerio wanted to go to prom with a honey nut cheerio
A plain Cheerio wanted his prom date to be a beautiful Honey Nut Cheerio, the Cheerio asks the Honey Nut Cheerio to the dance, the Honey Nut Cheerio rejects and says "I only date Honey Nut Cheerios". A farmer approaches the now saddened Cheerio and tells him "Do some work on my farm and I'll turn yo...
A boy asks his father what makes his cereal so good.
Boy: Hey dad, what makes my honey nut cheerios so delicious?
Dad: Bees Nuts.
So in Cheerio Land there are 4 levels to the social hierarchy.
At the bottom you've got plain cheerios, these are your basic working class folks.
Above them are the honey nut cheerios, more of the middle-management level cheerios.
After them are the fruity cheerios, you know, the real artsy, middle-class types.
At the top are the frosted ch...
My buddy Sam is a thief.
My friend Sam wasn't always this way. You see, we grew up in the poor part of town, although his dad worked hard and provided, where mine was not around much and when he was my mom always yelled at him to find a permanent job. As a child I remember showing up to his house every day before school and...
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