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What's an Honest Politician in a Third World Country?

They take the bribe and then actually do what they promised.

What do mythical beasts and honest politicians have in common?

They don't exist.

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Whats the difference between a politician and a hooker?

A hooker will stop fucking you once you run out of money.

Edit: As somebody observed below, this joke is as old as the sun, yet never gets old.

Considering all the comments, it's a fair conclusion that hookers would make honest politicians, if there is such a thing.

What’s the difference between flying pigs and honest politicians?

There actually was a time when Swine Flu.

An honest politician, a kind lawyer, and Santa were walking down the street...

...and they saw a £20 note. Who picked it up?

Santa. The other two don't exist.

What's the similarity between an honest politician and a flying pig

Neither are real

Did you hear about the honest politicians?

That's funny.
Niether did I.

What's the difference between UFOs and an honest politician?

It is possible that UFOs exist.

A treasure chest falls down from an airplane: Mickey Mouse, Santa Claus, a corrupt politician and an honest politician all run to the place where it lands. Who gets the treasure?

The corrupt politician, because all the others are fictional characters.

Joke I heard on a Russian political discussion show.

Do honest politicians exist?
Of course! But they are the most expensive!

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