I love Honest Abe. Do you want to hear my favourite quote from him?
"My head hurts."
A man dies and goes to heaven but he sees there are a lot of clocks displayed at the Pearly Gates.
The man is stricken with curiosity and asks Saint Peter.
"Hey, what are those clocks for?" he asks.
"Oh, those are the clocks of lies," Saint Peter replies. "Every time one tells a lie, their clock moves one minute from 12 o'clock. Look, there's Honest Abe's," points Saint Peter at a c...
There were only two open minded presidents in the history of the USA.
Honest Abe and JFK.
A man dies and goes to heaven
A man dies and goes to heaven.
While entering the golden gates, he sees Saint Peter, surrounded by ticking clocks.
The man asks ¨what are those clocks for?¨
Saint Peter replies ¨These are lie clocks, and every time a person tells a lie, they tick. For example Mother Theresa gav...
A Man visits Heaven and notices a wall of clocks...
The man asks God, "What are all those clocks for?"
"They represent each time someone lies. When they do, the clock moves one tick."
The man walks around, observing the clocks. "Who right here has zero ticks?" he questions.
"That would be Jesus' clock." replies God.
"What ...
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