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Not to sound all holier-than-thou...

...but I need new socks worse than you do.

Did you know that as Christ was getting nailed to the cross...

He actually became holier?

What did the bagel say to the pastor?

I'm holier than you.

I don't like Swiss cheese.

It's the way it's always holier than thou.

A careless hunter accidentally shot my atheist friend in the side with a shotgun.

The near-death experience made him a holier man.

Calculus joke...

Two college professors are having lunch at a local diner.

John (a math professor) says "you know, it really is sad how very little the general population understands higher math."

Bill (a physics professor) responds "There you go again with your holier-than-thou attitude, I'm sure more...

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