A couple is new in town and goes to a local holiday party
The wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”
How does NASA throw a holiday party?
They planet.
They're having a holiday party for the Erectile Dysfunction Society.
Nobody can come.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman died driving home from a holiday party....
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates...
''In honor of this holy season'' Saint Peter said, ''You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'' The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a light...
What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?
A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.
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Jim made millions making and selling microbrew beer, and retires very rich on a farm away from the city...
...he happily lives alone for about 8 months when his closest neighbor, Mr. Johannsen, knocks on his door one evening in November.
"HELLO JIM, WANTED TO TELL YOU ABOUT A HOLIDAY PARTY I'M HAVING"
"Hey great, Mr. Johannsen, it's about time I get out and meet some people."
"WELL, ...
A lady finds out what a reference said about to her potential employer and is upset by it.
She calls her friend and asks him: "Why did you say I was a racist?!"
The friend is confused and asks "what are you talking about?"
The lady tells him, "You know how I listed you as a reference for that job in publishing? Because I always wanted to work in publishing? Well, not alway...
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