A mild-mannered man was being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating wom...
A ghost was arrested
And placed in a holding cell with others as they await processing. The ghost turns to the man and asks "what did you get arrested for?" "Shoplifting" he says, "how about you?"
The ghost smiles and says "possession".
Everyone should go out right now and give ten random people a hug.
I did this earlier and it's lonely in this holding cell. I want someone nice to talk to.
3 Secret Service agents are on their final day of training
They’re led into a darkened room. The commanding officer has them facing the opposite way of him. He walks up to the first potential agent from behind and speaks to his ear; loudly enough so all 3 can hear, but in a smooth, calculated tone, almost whispering:
“You’ve passed every test up to ...
A blonde, a brunette, and a red head get caught stealing the Emperor's pig.
A blonde, a brunette, and a red head get caught stealing the Emperor's pig. The punishment for such an offense is obviously death by firing squad. In the holding cell, waiting for their fate, Red head says to the other two, "I have an idea! follow my lead!" Upon being called, Red head walks up, ...
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