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A man enters his therapist's office holding back tears

Therapist: What's the matter? There's clearly something wrong.

Man: I can't do my Borat impression anymore, not even once, or I'll be divorced!

Therapist: That's nonsense, who told you that?

Man: \*hangs his head and cries\*

stewardess on my flight wasn’t holding back. telling everyone exactly what she thought.

walking down the aisle, looking right at everyone, saying “trash” “trash” “trash”

One day, God asked Adam how things were going with Eve.

One day, God asked Adam how things were going with Eve.
Adam: Pretty good, I guess.
God: You seem to be holding back. Do you have any questions?
Adam: Well, why did you make her so much more beautiful than me?
God: So you would enjoy looking at her.
Adam: And why did you mak...

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Yesterday I held a seminar about holding back orgasms.

Nobody came.

Buh, buh ,bible . . .

A man with a stutter answers an ad for "bible salesman wanted". He walks into the office and says " I wanna suh, suh, sell buh, buh, buh, bibles ! "

The office manager, holding back a laugh, replies "sure thing, just take this here box and go door-to-door until they are gone. Then come back f...

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Love that Simply Red song about having sex with a rabbit.

Holding back the ears.

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