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Hoes Jokes

Personally, I don't believe in bros before hoes, or hoes before bros.

There needs to be a balance.
A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.

Bros v. Hoes

A woman doesn't come home one night. The next day she tells her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house.
The husband calls his wife's 10 best friends. None of them know anything about it.

A man doesn’t come home one night. The next day he tells his wife that he had slept ...

Why did the pimp call a meeting of his hoes when he felt unsure about himself?

# He had to gather his thots.

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How many dead hoes does it take to change a light bulb?

Definitely more than three because it's still dark as hell in my basement.

Her: “Denounce all your hoes!”

Him: “All my Hoes, stand back and stand by...!”

What do you call a bunch of hoes on the subway

A train of thot

Some say bros before hoes...

While some say bros before hoes, and some say hoes before bros, I believe there should be a balance; a homie-hoe-stasis if you will.

*this isn’t my joke but I was thinking of it today so I thought I’d share*

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I got so many bitches and so many hoes.

Then again, it's unsurprising considering I'm a farmer.

What does an English pimp do, after having tea and crumpets?

Tally Hoes.

If Minecraft has ever taught us anything...

It’s that you shouldn’t spend diamonds on hoes

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My local garden center has become like really sketchy neighborhood.

It's filled with rakes, hoes, and there's bird shit everywhere.

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