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Hoedown Jokes

What’s the difference between a hoedown and a hootenanny?

It takes a bunch of people to have a hootenanny, but one strong man can hold a hoedown...

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What's the difference between a hoedown and a hootenanny?

One's when your prostitute falls on the floor, and the other is when your babbysitter is making owl sounds.

What do pimps and rednecks have in common?

They both like to throw a hoedown.

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What do a county fair and a clumsy prostitute have in common?

A hoedown

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What did the cowboy say about the dead prostitute?

Hoedown

Did you hear about the party they threw when Kim Kardashian tripped and fell today?

It was a Hoedown.

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What do you call a stripper who fell down?

A Hoedown.

What do a pimp and a cowboy have in common?

They both know how to throw a hoedown.

Not my joke, just passing it on.

What do you call it when a drunk cowgirl falls off her stool at the bar?

A hoedown

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