What do you call a bunch of hoes on the subway

A train of thot

So, I asked my German grandfather hoe racist he was, scale of 1 to 10

He said "NEIN!"

My girlfriend told me there is no way you can turn a hoe into a housewife

I said "Yes you can". She said "How"?

I proposed.

My girlfriend lives in Portland, she’s my Maine hoe

But I got a girl in Boise who’s my Sidaho

Bros Vs. Hoes.

A woman doesn't come home one night. The next day she tells her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house. The husband calls his wife's 10 best friends. None of them know anything about it.


A man doesn’t come home one night. The next day he tells his wife that he had slept o...

I don’t believe in bros before hoes or hoes before bros. There just needs to be balance.

I call it a homie-hoe-stasis.

Personally, I don't believe in bros before hoes, or hoes before bros. There needs to be a balance.

A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.

What do you call a hoe from Idaho?

A tater thot.

What's the difference between a hoe and a businessman?

The businessman says "pleasure to do business with you" and the hoe says "business to do pleasure with you".

Hoe much do pirates charge for corn?

About a buck an ear.

You can’t turn a hoe into a house wife,

but the coronavirus can

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Who’s the biggest hoe in history?

Ms. Pac-man, because for 25 cents she swallows balls until she dies.

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What's the difference between a hoe and a prostitute?

One is a tool. The other is your mom.

Hoes really be like blue shells.

They only chase me when I’m winning

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What does a pimp with three hoes say to them on Christmas morning?

"BITCHES, get back to work!"

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If y = f(x) means y is a function of x

Then;

being a lying ass hoe = f(my(x))

should be an easy equation to understand

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What's the difference between a bitch and a hoe?

The hoe fucks everyone at the party. The bitch fuck everyone but you.

What do pimps and farmers have in common?

They both need a hoe to stay in business

What’s a fireman’s worst enemy?

Crazy wet hoes.

Why did the gardener's wife leave him?

She always found him talking with with his hoes

How does Ludacris cultivate his land?

With his hoes.

What do you call a British girl who likes to keep track of things?

a Tally Hoe.

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Who's the biggest hoe in history?

Mrs. Pacman. For 25 cents, that bitch swallowed balls till she died.

Why did God create Eve?

Because every Garden needs a hoe.

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I got so many bitches and so many hoes.

Then again, it's unsurprising considering I'm a farmer.

Something funny my daughter said

I took the family on a road trip to Colorado to go snowboarding. (FYI: my kids are Vietnamese).

Had my two youngest daughters in the back, Nhi 9 & Oanh 11.

Youngest was reading license plates off, "Kansas, Texas, Colorado" etc.

Then I hear Nhi (little one) in her viet/engl...

Everyone’s saying “Bros before hoes”...

But if you ask me, I’d say you need a balance,

A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.

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What song do prostitutes sing while getting high?

High Hoe!! High Hoe!! It’s off to work I go.

What did santa say when he meets a cheating gf ?

Hoe Hoe Hoe

What did the baker say to his girlfriend?

Doughs before hoes.

What’s the best part about gardening?

Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

Why did Mrs Claus divorce Santa?

Because of the *ho ho hoes*!

What do you call an Italian strip club?

Spaghetti-hoes

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What do you call a cake baked by a prostitute?

Hoe Made

I like my hoes like I like my salad dressing...

On the side

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A trick joke to bitch slap somebody [long joke]

For a friend you want to bitch slap or anybody for this matter. Front hand or backhand, it's your preference. You tell them if they want to hear a joke or if they have yet to hear it, the joke about a pimp and his THREE hoes. So it goes like this:

So their was a pimp walking down a block that...

Hoe do you know if a snowman has been sleeping in your bed?

You wake up wet.

If minecraft taught me one thing...

It's to never spend diamonds on a hoe.

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What do you yell when a sex worker falls at a square dance?

"It's a hoe-down!"

What did the 7 dwarves call Snow White?

High hoe.

Santa doesnt like normal girls.

He likes ho ho hoes

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I was doing some gardening when my friend asked me to go out and have a drink with him. I said no cause I was gardening. He said 'Come on

*BROS BEFORE HOES*

It's a shit joke ik dont bully me

A farmer wakes up on a cold, frosty morning.

He goes downstairs and has a cup of coffee and goes out to his barn to do some work around his fields. It is the winter, so he doesn’t have many crops as they have been harvested, and he decided he wants to begin doing some work on his land. This isn’t the best time, however because the best time to...

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Forest Man

A lowly farmer was farming and minding his own business when a worried neighbour came by to give him a warning.

"There has been a wild Forest Man seen in the forest. He has little beady red eyes, and hair all over. Be careful, he might be dangerous"

The farmer shrugged and continued w...

What do you call a hoe that you use to stir a fire.

An ash hoe.

I called my wife a hoe...

Hey, she's good at gardening.

What has four legs and says "hoe de doe, hoe de doe"?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

What do you call an alien spaceship that goes from planet to planet to planet?

A UF-hoe.

Ur mom is 3/5 equine

She a hoe

If Minecraft has ever taught us anything...

It’s that you shouldn’t spend diamonds on hoes

Why did the garden divorce the field?

He caught her being plowed by a hoe

What did the Dwarf say when a tall hooker walked by?

High hoe, high hoe!

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