I don’t believe in bros before hoes or hoes before bros. There just needs to be balance.

I call it a homie-hoe-stasis.

If Minecraft has ever taught us anything...

It’s that you shouldn’t spend diamonds on hoes

Why did the pimp put his hoe in charge of his money?

It’s the thot that counts.

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I asked a pimp how to get started in the pimping business. He said I need to get me a bitch , a hoe and a thot. The bitch handles all the hookers. She’s like the mom of the house. The hoe handles day to day affairs . Who does accounting? I asked

He said, It’s the thot that counts

What is true in both Minecraft and real life.

Never waste diamonds on a hoe.

How do you compliment an insta-hoe when she asks you what you think of her latest post?

Tell her she put a lot of thot into it.

What do you call it when you think about dating a hoe?

A thot experiment

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I'm a slut for water. In other words you could call me...

a H₂hoe

My girlfriend told me there is no way you can turn a hoe into a housewife

I said "Yes you can". She said "How"?

I proposed.

What does a warlock farmer rap about?

Witches and hoes.

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Who’s the biggest hoe in history?

Ms. Pac-man, because for 25 cents she swallows balls until she dies.

Never underestimate a hoe's ability to do arithmetic.

Because its the thot that counts.

How do you know if your girl is a hoe?

If all she is good for is slinging dirt.

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If having sex for money makes you a hoe...

Does having sex for free make you a nonprofit whore-ganization

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Who's the biggest hoe in history?

Mrs. Pacman. For 25 cents, that bitch swallowed balls till she died.

What does Santa say to bad girls?

Hoe hoe hoe

What's the difference between a pirate and a pimp?

It's all about how you say "Yo Hoe"

Hoe do you know if a snowman has been sleeping in your bed?

You wake up wet.

What does a Pirate say when they see a hooker?

Land Hoe!

What has four legs and says "hoe de doe, hoe de doe"?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

What do you call a hoe that you use to stir a fire.

An ash hoe.

What do a gang member and a redneck have in common?

They both know how to throw a good hoe down.

What did the dwarf pimp say to his working girl?

Hi hoe, hi hoe. It's off to work you go!

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What do you call a mermaid who's a prostitute?

H-2-Hoe

What do pimps and farmers have in common?

They both need a hoe to stay in business.

(My grandpa who passed away last year, famous joke) Why should you always keep your tools out of the rain?

Because nobody likes a rusty hoe

Personally, I don't believe in bros before hoes, or hoes before bros. There needs to be a balance.

A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.

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A pimp is breaking in his new bitch.

Pimp: Listen. If you wanna be my woman, your gonna have to make me some money.

Hoe: But I've never done anything like this before.

Pimp: Don't worry. You go and put on your sexiest dress and stand under that lamppost. I'll be back here. Any problems. Just come back and tell me, and and...

What kind of water do hookers drink?

Hoe-ly water

What did Santa say when he caught his wife in bed with another guy?

Hoe hoe hoe!

Why did Santa Clause divorce Mrs.Clause?

Cause she was a Hoe Hoe Hoe.

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[NSFW] So a man is eating a $10 hooker's ass...

He's spreading her cheeks and eating her ass and sees something jump between the asscheeks:

Surprised, he says: "Hey! Hey! Are those crabs?"
And the hoe says "Well for ten bucks you really thought you'd get lobster?"

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What do you call a prostitute you pay with pizza?

A Donin-hoe

You know the saying "bros before hoes"?

Well, I've found out how I can balance my relationships between the two evenly...

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...a homie-hoe-stasis, if you will

A good man is hard to find

Because he's hiding from a hoe like you

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After a date at the bars, a girl invites her date home...

Once home, she decides to try to lighten the mood and send some signals.

She also remembers him mentioning that he likes jokes so she asks, "How is a warm cabin, a short gangster and a horny girl the same yet different?"

*Her date shrugs*

"One's a little homey, the other's a l...

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Can a man who sleeps with a prostitute be called a farmer?

Because he uses a hoe to plant his seeds?

What Did The Male Mantis Say To The Female Mantis?

Male Mantis: “Yo, hoe, I want some head.”



Female Mantis: “Me too.”



Male Mantis: “what”

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What do you call a cake that was made by a prostitute?

Hoe-made

Why do pervs go to idaho

To eye da hoe

Why did the farmer’s wife file for divorce?

She came home to see him plowing with a hoe.

What did Santa Claus say when he heard Mrs Claus had been cheating on him?

Hoe hoe hoe

What did the seven dwarfs sing about Snow White after she hit her first line of cocaine?

High HOE!!!!

Why does Santa have three gardens?

Q: Why does Santa have three gardens?

A: So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

Do you want to know why I called your girlfriend a tractor?

Because she's an upgrade to that hoe you had earlier.

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what do you call a slutty french fry?

a potat-hoe

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Is the female version of The Rake called The Hoe?

Does the dead hooker in my shed...

...count as a garden hoe?

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New movie about a male prostitute

Hoe Malone

I have a gardening tool that I use to dig up large amounts of treasure

So yeah, I got a big booty hoe

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What did Blackbeard say to the girl who was dressed as a sexy pirate for Halloween?

"Land Hoe!"

My wife would always nag me to do the gardening..

Eventually I had to put that hoe in the ground.