The first student walks into the room, where he will take an oral history test.
The teacher asked, "Who is the father of communism?"
The first student replied, "Karl Marx."
The teacher asked, "In what year?"
The first student replied, "1848."
The teacher asked, "Are ghosts real?"
The first student replied, "The Party says no, the people say ye...
Little Johnny brought home his history test result, it was 90.
His father was so happy with it. However, his mother, Karen, just couldn't believe her son got 90 in history.
After taking a closer look at the marks, she found that the handwriting style of the 9 and the 0 are different.
"Johnny, you are so busted. Tell me, did you add the 0 to yo...
I did really well on my Roman history test.
I got a C.
I'm still upset they marked me wrong on my 7th grade history test on the question "what did they set up during the French Revolution?"
I maintain that "lots and lots of guillotines" is technically correct...
Timmy comes home with a bad maths test result
Dad: "If your next test result is bad, I won't think you as my son."
A few days later
Dad: "How was your history test?"
Timmy: "Who the hell are you?"
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