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History Teachers Jokes

Iā€™m pretty sure all history teachers are necromancers

They only care about the dead

I used to wonder why my history teachers loved to teach about the Roman Empire so much. I think I get it now.

They both hated vandals and goths.

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A boy comes home from school

A boy comes home from school:

Kid: Dad, math teacher wants to see you.

Dad: Why, what happened?

Kid: Today at class he asked me "What is 9x7?", I said 63. Then he asked me "What is 7x9?", I said "What the fuck is the difference?".

Dad thinks fair enough, says he will drop...

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