What’s the difference a hockey player and a hippie chick?
A hockey player showers after three periods
NSFW: what's the difference between a hippie chick and a joint?
The joint won't get passed around the entire show.
What's the difference between a washing machine and a hippie chick?
If you put your load in a washing machine it's not gonna follow you around for the rest of summer asking for weed.
Why do hippie chicks eat with their legs open?
To keep the flies off the food
Hippie jokes
Q: How can you tell a hippie has been at your house?
A: He's still there.
Q: What did he say when you told him to leave?
A: Namaste. ___________________ Q: What's the difference between a hippie chick and a joint?
A: The joint won't make it all the way around the ci...
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