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High Schoolers Jokes

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What do high schoolers and raccoons have in common?

They both have dark spots under their eyes and eat garbage

What do High Schoolers dream about?

Dream? They don’t even sleep!

Some high schoolers are on the playground.

A new kid walks up. They say ”whats your name?” He says “God.” They say "NO way!!!” He says “Yahweh”

You won't believe how these like-minded high schoolers are luring new student victims!

Clique Bait

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Condoms

A boy and his father are shopping when they pass the condom aisle. The boy sees three pack sizes of condoms, a pack of three, one of six, and one of twelve. He grabs the three pack.

The father says, “Those are for high schoolers. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday.”

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Prom night.

This high school kid had a crush on the girl of his dreams, but she was dating someone. However! The pair broke up a month before prom, and he decided to make the move.
He didn’t ask her out on the first week because that would be too soon. And he got sick on the second week.
Week 3 he was a...

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