A former Sergeant in the Marine Corps took a new job as a high school teacher.
Just before the school year started, he injured his back. He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn't noticeable. On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students i...
My high school teacher didn't like cursing.
I used to have a friend named Floyd, but he's Loyd now. He once cursed at my teacher's class, so the teacher beat the F out of him.
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
An all boys high school teacher was doing the attendance roll call one morning
She went through the list of names and each student replied, “Yes miss” as their name was called.
“James?”
“Yes miss,” replied James.
“Is Robert here?”
“Yes miss,” replied Robert.
“Jack?”
After about 5 seconds of silence, Jack hadn’t replied.
The teac...
I just saw my high school teacher the other day and she didn't remember who I was......
I was home schooled :(
How are high school teachers similar to anti-vaxx mothers?
They have to say goodbye to their kids after only 4 years.
I asked a high school teacher "What do you teach?" He said...
Idiots
My son asked me if I ever fell in love with a high school teacher
“Well I did.” I said.
“Oh? And what happened?”
“Your mother moved you to another school.”
A favourite high school teacher's go-to Knock Knock joke.
Knock knock.
*-Who's there?*
Interrupting cow.
*-Interrup-*
**MOO**
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