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Why do high school girls travel in threes?

Because they just can't even.

Why did the high school girl only answer questions 1, 3, 5 and 7 on her exam?

Because she literally can't even.

A high school girl decides she wants extra cash to buy clothes

She walks all over town trying to find a job for someone her age. She meets three men.

The first man is short, stocky, and has a red beard. He offers her a job gutting fish. She wrinkles her pretty nose and says no thank you, I don’t like the smell.

The second man has a purple jumpsui...

What do you call a Korean high school girl who fights crime in spare time?

Kimchi Possible, obviously

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What do high school girls have in common with a tampon?

They are both stuck up cunts.

It's Valentine's day! I proposed to my high school girlfriend and best friend ever!

The two of them are out in the parking lot right now having a slapfight.

What's the difference between a High School girls track team and a tribe of pigmy?

Pigmies are a cunning bunch of runts.

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