My friend James only has one eye and was embarrassed to ask anyone to his first high school dance. Since I’m taking wood shop, I agreed to make him a wooden eye. My girlfriend is an artist and she made this eye look perfect. I found him a date for the dance and he said, “what does she look like?” I ...
A girl with a peg leg goes to her high school dance...
And she is slowly walking around, sad that nobody wanted to dance with her. Right before she was about to leave a boy with a wooden eye walks up and asks her to dance. To which she replies
"Would I! Would I!"
The boy is angered anD snaps back at her.
"Peg Leg! Peg Leg!
The Farmer and his Daughters
Now once there was a farmer, and daughters he had five, And each of them was waiting for their first date to arrive. Their boyfriends all would tell him how they would have their fun. If the farmer didn't like it, he'd shoot them with his gun.
So the first guy knocked on the do...
What does a high school dance have in common with the parking lot at a Keith Urban concert?
Lots of bad pickup lines.
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