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High Functioning Jokes

My boss pulled me aside at work one day

And said you're a high functioning alcoholic, I asked him how he knew that I was also high

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

What's does your mom's sister and a horse have in common?

Nothing

One is a homosapien, a bipedal animal that has a high functioning precortex while horses are quadpedal and were used extensively by humans before motor vehicles

This was an aunty-joke

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