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A scoutmaster and his girlfriend go hiking in the woods...

They take a break in a rocky clearing with odd writing. After a while, they get frisky, and decide to play a little game called hide the sausage. They look around for people even though they’re in the middle of nowhere. It seems all clear and they go for it. Little did they know, they were in the mi...

What's the difference between the first year of marriage and the tenth year?

The first year you want to play "hide the sausage".

The tenth year she actually hides the sausage.

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