Oh no, I’m so sorry! Do you want a joke to cheer you up?
Sure.
What is the difference between you and a calendar?
What?
The calendar has dates.
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
"Hey Siri, why am I so terrible at talking to women?"
"My name is Alexa you two timing piece of shit."
Me: Hey Siri, I lost my Job.
Siri: That's bad, do you want me to tell a joke to cheer you up? Me: Sure, go ahead. Siri: What's the difference between a You and Large Pizza? Me: Idk Siri: A large pizza can feed a family.
Hey Siri, why am I still single?
***Siri opened the front facing camera***
Hey Siri,
Man: Hey Siri, tell my wife that I can't make it to dinner with her parents tonight.
Siri: Alright, I'll tell your wife you can't make it to dinner tonight.
After some time -
Siri: Next time you talk to your wife yourself!
Hey Siri, do you ever get sick?
I might catch a virus every now and then.
Hey Siri, teach me Kung Fu!
Neo, you need to unlock your iPhone first.
I screamed “hey Siri” to my iPhone not thinking it would work but to my surprise she heard me. I had nothing to say, however, and I felt bad because...
I know I would hate it if someone turned ME on accidentally and did nothing about it.
What are the two most disruptive words you can say on stage at a political rally?
"Hey Siri"
What four words is Siri most tired of hearing?
"Hey Siri, Open Google"
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