Hey Girl Are You Jokes

Because I want to shoot kids inside you.

Because I'd need a blindfold to smash that.

Cause' you've got the kinda curves that take my breath away.

Because you look like your parents are related.

Because you’re so damn negative

Cuz I heard u like to have mails inside you

Cause I wanna leave some kids inside you

Because you're really insecure

Because I feel an uprising in my lower classes.

Because I'd rate you a -9.8

Cause I need your help spreadin’ some sheets.

Because I’ve never met someone from Tennessee and I’m starting to have doubts that it’s a real state

Cuz I want to put 12 kids in you

Cause you lookin like a 1/10

Because you keep repeating the same thing everyday.

Cause i’d tap you

Because you make me wanna jacket

Cause the government will shoot me for trying to get inside you forcefully

Because Djibouti is making me crazy

Cause you're erecting something right now

Because... Dam.

My original joke on my tinder profile. Idk if this should be on r/dadjokes

Because you look like you’re about to crash and I’ll get screwed

Because you're flat and fertile

Make up the other half of this pickup line in the comments.

Edit
Totally goofed it up in the title. Oh well, I had a few drinks last night and things happened.

*Are your legs broken?

Because I was wondering if you'd still be interested in me if I wasn't your cousin