UPJOKE

Hey Girl Are You A Jokes

Hey girl are you a school?

Because I want to shoot kids inside you.

Hey girl are you a piñata?

Because I'd need a blindfold to smash that.

Hey girl are you a cave in Thailand?

Cause I wanna leave some kids inside you

Hey girl are you a Thai cave?

Cuz I want to put 12 kids in you

Hey girl are you a Magic The Gathering card?

Cause i’d tap you

Hey girl are you a COVID-19 cell?

Cause' you've got the kinda curves that take my breath away.

Hey girl are you a diamond pick?

Cause I'm as hard as obsidian

Hey girl are you a Communist?

Because I feel an uprising in my lower classes.

Hey Girl are you a P.O box ?

Cuz I heard u like to have mails inside you

Hey girl are you a cool autumn breeze

Because you make me wanna jacket

Hey girl are you a construction worker?

Cause you're erecting something right now

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