Hernia Surgery Jokes - 2 Hilarious Hernia Surgery Jokes

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A man goes in for hernia surgery

After the operation, the doctor meets him in the recovery room.

"Sir, the operation was successful but I have bad news. We accidentally removed your testicles during the surgery."

The man was immediately furious.

"You bastards! You dumb idiots! I'll kill you for this!"

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What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

"Get off my nuts!"

(ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

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