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Here We Go Again Jokes

AND here we go again....

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for a month.

What did the Middle East say when they saw Yemen having another civil war?

Oman, here we go again...

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A hunter is searching the woods for a bear to kill

When suddenly from the top of the hill he has climbed spots a huge grizzly in the distance. The Hunter steadies himself, takes a deep breath and shoots. He looks up and the bear is nowhere to be seen. The Hunter, confused as to where the bear has gone feels a tap on his shoulder and is shocked to se...

My Greek friend translated this joke

A guy walks in a bar and goes and sits at the bar, he nods to the barman who goes to him to serve him.

The guy seems edgy and says to the barman “get me a double scotch before it begins”. The barman doesn’t really make a deal out of his attitude and just gets him the drink. 3-4 minutes later ...

Walking into a concentration camp be like

Auschwitz here we go again

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Doctor: Sir, I’m afraid that you are suffering from explosive diarrhea

Man: Ah shit, here we go again

TICKET AGENT: "And will this be round trip?"

FLAT EARTHER: "Here we go again."

So I heard a new Mama Mia movie was coming out.

Oh boy, here we go again.

Every time I hear ANOTHER person talking about that new Mamma Mia film I think...

...here we go again

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Guy gets home from work and says...

"Honey, can you grab me a beer before it starts."

She says "sure" and grabs him a beer.

He downs it and says "Honey, can I get another beer before it starts?"

She says "Sure" and grabs him a second.

He slams it and says "Honey, how about one more before it starts?"
...

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