My wife left me because, according to her, I talk about herbs and spices too much.

Oh well.... It was probably thyme.

I saw a man drive through my city with a van full of herbs and spices

He was a thyme traveler

On my weekends I've been inventing a machine that can distribute herbs and spices to any place at my dining table.

It's not much, but it passes the thyme.

If you've spent ages figuring out how to put herbs and spices on your belt loop...

...you've waisted thyme.

Did you hear about the man who reviews herbs and spices?

I heard he's a seasoned expert.

I almost completed my collection of herbs and spices today!

But i didn't have the thyme.

Four farmers are feeding their chickens

The first farmer asks, "So, how do y'all like your chicken?"

The second farmer says, "I like mine roasted with some herbs and spices."

The third farmer says, "I like mine deep fried with some biscuits and gravy."

The fourth farmer takes out a bag of marijuana and feeds it to his...

A comedian was on vacation in London.

A comedian was on a vacation in London when he came across a large crowd. He pushed and squeezed his way past the ocean of people and saw the Royal Family who were on their way to have lunch. As he takes out his phone to snap a photo, he saw from the corner of his eye a shady man pushing past the cr...

Scientists analysed sweat samples of 100 regular KFC visitors.

11 secrete herbs and spices

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