Kid: Dad, I need to fix my bike tire, it's flat. Dad: Kiddo, you need a henway for that. Kid: What's a henway?

About three pounds.


(read outloud)

“Dude, you’ve got a henway on your neck!”

“What’s a henway?”

“About three pounds”

Terrorist: "Say your last words!"

Terrorist: "Say your last words!"

Dad: "Your last words!"

Terrorist: "What? ugh, you Americans. Be serious!"

Dad: "Okay, I'll be Sirius. Who are you going to be?"

Terrorist: "Stop. Why isn't this scaring your?"

Dad: "Nothing really scares me anymore; not since I sa...

My brother and I were talking about the ligma meme

I'm leaving in the morning and have been packing all day, and for some reason my brother and I were joking around about the ligma meme and my dad asks me if I packed a henway. Being the dense boy I am I asked, "what's a henway?" "About three pounds" he says. I died a little bit.

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