Terrorist: "What? ugh, you Americans. Be serious!"
Dad: "Okay, I'll be Sirius. Who are you going to be?"
Terrorist: "Stop. Why isn't this scaring your?"
Dad: "Nothing really scares me anymore; not since I sa...
Kid: Dad, I need to fix my bike tire, it's flat. Dad: Kiddo, you need a henway for that. Kid: What's a henway?
About three pounds.
(read outloud)
“Dude, you’ve got a henway on your neck!”
“What’s a henway?”
“About three pounds”
My brother and I were talking about the ligma meme
I'm leaving in the morning and have been packing all day, and for some reason my brother and I were joking around about the ligma meme and my dad asks me if I packed a henway. Being the dense boy I am I asked, "what's a henway?" "About three pounds" he says. I died a little bit.
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