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I regret rubbing ketchup in my eyes

But thats Heinz sight.

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The Ketchup shortage this year was so predictable.

But I guess Heinz sight is 2020

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Maybe I should have put more mustard on my cheeseburger

In Heinz sight, I should have added more ketchup

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How does a baked bean learn from its mistakes?

It uses Heinz sight.

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I decided to eat my baked beans through my nose.

In Heinz sight, it was a terrible decision.

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I used to think that putting ketchup on my glasses was a great way to clean them.

But in Heinz sight, I don't think that was such a good idea.

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After my friend poured ketchup in his eyes for a dare he exclaimed, “This was a terrible idea.”

Heinz sight is 20/20

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I used to can beans for a living,

In Heinz sight it wasn't a bad job.

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Why is it easy to tell when you use the wrong sauce?

Heinz sight is 20 20

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I could see every bottle of ketchup in the restaurant.

Heinz sight is 20/20.

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Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?"

So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

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