The Ketchup shortage this year was so predictable.
But I guess Heinz sight is 2020
Maybe I should have put more mustard on my cheeseburger
In Heinz sight, I should have added more ketchup
How does a baked bean learn from its mistakes?
It uses Heinz sight.
I decided to eat my baked beans through my nose.
In Heinz sight, it was a terrible decision.
I used to think that putting ketchup on my glasses was a great way to clean them.
But in Heinz sight, I don't think that was such a good idea.
After my friend poured ketchup in his eyes for a dare he exclaimed, “This was a terrible idea.”
Heinz sight is 20/20
I used to can beans for a living,
In Heinz sight it wasn't a bad job.
Why is it easy to tell when you use the wrong sauce?
Heinz sight is 20 20
I could see every bottle of ketchup in the restaurant.
Heinz sight is 20/20.
Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?
I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?"
So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.
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