What do you call a health conscious cannibal?

A humanitarian

As a health conscious cannibal, I only eat Eastern monks.

My doctor recommended a diet high in anti-Occidents.

What do health conscious zombies eat?

GRAAAINS!!!

Healthy German

What did the health conscious german say, when he entered Whole Foods?

Gluten Morgen

PS: First time posting an original.

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