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Paninis made headline news again.

They're hot off the presses.

Headline news say British Prime Minister Theresa May Resign...

She is so indecisive that she canโ€™t even make up her mind about resignation.

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A woman walks into a shoe store and asks one of the male employees at the store to help her try on a pair of shoes.

While the man is putting on the woman's shoes, he looks up her skirt and sees that she isn't wearing any underwear. Then something slips out. "I want to fill your vagina with ice cream and lick it all out!" The woman angrily punches the man in the nose.

This shocks everyone in the store and ...

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