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Hawaiian Punch Jokes

What happens when you spike Hawaiian Punch?

It gets a lil' kick. :)

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I took the family to an amusement park and they all got thirsty at once.

Fortunately we were close to a big soda shop, a circular building with lines of varying lengths standing at most of the windows.

"Excuse me," I asked a park employee, "Which window do we go to?"

"Each window is for a different drink, so just go straight to the one for what you want. If...

What do you call an assault by a Pacific Islander?

Hawaiian Punch

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If Saitama from One Punch Man was from Hawaii instead of Japan

Would his name be Hawaiian Punch?

At the grocery store my daughter wanted a drink...

So I gave her $3 and sent her on her way. She came back a few minutes later and said "Daddy! The line is too long at the register". I said "Okay, no worries we'll go somewhere else". We walked out of the grocery store to the restaurant across the street. She went inside, and again there was a huge ...

George is at his first middle school party but really nervous cause he's mostly an introvert

He tries to fit in but we can see he is visibly sweating, his more social friend, Finn walks up to him and George finally sighs of relief.

Finn: George, what are you doing man? You're sweating like a fountain!

George: Well you know how I really don't like being around a lot of people, ...

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