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Why don't Indians have food fights?

Because they're naan-violent

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Don't know why some countries have food problems

If you're Hungary you could pour Greece over Turkey and fry it in Japan.

Help! I have food stuck in my throat!

Haha, just choking!

Mom asks, "Are you going to take me out to a restaurant for Mother's Day?"

Kid replies, "We have food at home"

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