Have A Cold Jokes - 7 Hilarious Have A Cold Jokes

How do I eat my food when I have a cold?

I - I - I - CHHHEEEWWWWWWW!!

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I have a cold and the symptoms keep changing.

It’s a very fluid situation.

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If you have a cold for a long time and your immune system is fighting it then

you are fighting a Cold War.

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Who is the best Native American to have around when you have a cold?

The Hanky chief

(Yes this is all my own work, I thank you)
[No I am not a dad]

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A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane..

The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.
The man went back to his reading.
A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, and then shuddered violently once more.
The man assumed that the w...

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A pony goes into a pharmacy and asks for some throat lozenges.

The pharmacist asks, "Do you have a cold?".

The pony replies, "No. I'm just a little hoarse."

A man went to see his doctor . . .

"Doctor," he said, "my head's stuffed up, I'm sneezing, I'm coughing, I've got the chills. I think I have a cold. What should I do?"

The doctor says, "First, you should soak in a tub of ice water for about a half hour. Then, you should stand in front of a fan that is going full blast. The...

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