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Hate Running Jokes

I hate running with cars...

If you run in front of the car, you get tired

But if you run behind the car, you get exhausted!

I'm not racist I love all races

Except marathons I hate running

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I used to think I wasn't racist...

I thought of all the races and how I had nothing against them.
Then...
I realized...
I fucking hate running.

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