My wife accused me of hating her family and relatives. I replied, “No, I don’t hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law a lot better than I like mine.”
I was talking to the barman.
"I hate my wife," I said, finishing my pint.
"Would you like another?" he asked.
I said, "Yes. But don't tell her I said that."
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