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Hate Christmas Jokes

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Why do the Japanese hate Christmas?

Because the last time a Fat Man came to town, they lost half their population.

I hate christmas

Whoever invented it should be crucified

Why do dads hate christmas?

They get a sweater. But they really wanted a moaner or a screamer..

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