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Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high ranking position in the US Government?

Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?

What happened to Kamala Harris' campaign?

She had the black vote all locked up.

Max Clifford, Jimmy Saville and Rolf Harris walk into an Irish bar in hell

“Oh no” says the barman. “Not Yewtree again”

After my retirement at the company I worked at for 50 years, I looked forward to some relaxation time and putting my feet up, but my wife had other ideas...

... she insisted I take her to the local shopping centre every day.

Like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and out.

She's like most women - loves to browse & leaves me with endless time to fulfill.

Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter,...

How long will it be before Kamala Harris becomes president?

I don’t know, but for now, she’s just Biden her time.

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Harris Teeter and these stupid masks...

I knew it would eventually happen and today it did. I was prepared. I came out of Harris Teeter with my mask on and keeping six feet distance to everyone, pushed my cart to my car, all the while wearing my mask. A woman was getting out of her car next to me with no mask. As I'm putting groceries int...

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