My Wife says to me this morning. Our new neighbor kisses his wife every day when he leaves for work, why don't you do that..?!!
..because I hardly know her.
Son: C’mon Dad, put you turn signal on before you change lanes.
Dad: FLICKer? I hardly know her!
I hardly know her
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The Moth joke (Norm McDonald)
So a moth walks into a podiatrist's office. The podiatrist says, "what's the problem?"
The moth says, "what's the problem? Where do I begin, man? I go to work for Gregory Illinovich, and all day long I work. Honestly doc, i don't even know what i do there anymore. I don't even know if Gregory...