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Hard To Understand Jokes

Quantum entanglement is not hard to understand:

Socks come in pairs. If you put a sock on your left foot, the other sock of the pair instantly becomes the “right sock,” no matter where it is located in the universe.

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Jokes about anal are hard to understand.

But you usually get it in the end.

Why are Nordic languages so hard to understand?

English: A dog.

Swedish: What?

English: The dog.

English: Two dogs.

Swedish: Okay. We have: En hund, hunden, Två hundar, hundarna.

German: Wait, I wan’t to try it too!

English: No, go away.

Swedish: No one invited you.

German: Der Hund.

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Why is it so hard to understand middle schoolers in the locker room?

Because of their overwhelming axe-scents

It is hard to understand English

but you can learn it through tough thorough thought, though!

Is the Fibonacci sequence hard to understand?

Nope, its as easy as 1, 1, 2, 3

Why are Trump appointees so hard to understand?

They never finish their sentences.

Why is it so hard to understand humor when you're in quarantine?

Because everything's an inside joke.

I find eli5’s too technical and hard to understand...

Can I get an eliTrump?

Grandma

Grandma's getting a little hard to understand in her old age. "Ma", we said, "you may be getting dyslexia."

"Lysdexia?", she said, "Don't be diriculous."

We had to put our foot down when she got on the phone to order fitted sheets.

A anteater walks into a bar and orders a beer.

The bartender says, “That’ll be $10. You know, we don’t get many anteaters coming in here.”

The anteater says, “At $10 a beer, it’s not hard to understand.”

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Preaching the truth.

Guy talking to stranger: Bisexuality isn't hard to understand. Guys are cute girls are cute. What more do you want from me.

*stranger cocking gun* : Your wallet.

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Santa wants to learn the subject Logic

he goes to his friend Banta, and says, this 'Logic' is really difficult for me to understand. Could you please help teach it to me.

Banta: well its really simple. let me give you an example. Do you have an aquarium in your house?

Santa: Yes

Banta: logically there must be fishes ...

Hey baby, are you an introductory credit card offer?

Because your terms are hard to understand and you keep saying you have no interest.

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