Hard Fought Jokes

It was a hard fought battle and I had to go all out and use all my martial art skills and in the end we managed to beat the guy up.

He's a wealthy guy, made it big in oil. He recently decided to build a new pool for his house. Of course, being a Texan it couldn't be just any pool. He decided to build the biggest pool of anyone he knew. I don't know exactly how big it was, but it had to be at least a couple hundred yards long.... read more

After a hard fought night against some bad guys, Batman and Robin return to the Batmobile. Before entering the Batmobile, Batman says he allows Robin to drive it. Excited, Robin gets in the car with Batman, and starts it up. He goes off at an amazing speed, shifting gears like a mad man, going from ... read more