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What do you call a Mongol leader who swindles people out of their hard earned cash?

Ghengis Khan Man.

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**Scene:** I was living in an apartment complex where all the bedroom windows faced into a small courtyard of sorts, walled on three sides with 3 stories of bedroom windows. None of the apartments in this complex have air-conditioning. It's close to midnight, December in Sydney AUS, it's a hot humid...

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What do you call a male prostitute's pay?

Hard earned money.

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A male pornstar was robbed on the street in the daylight!!

He lost his hard earned money.

What is one of Thanos’ favorite things to drink?

A Snapple!

Edit: Slogan
“After a hard earned Snapture, drink a refreshing Snapple! “

An old man an his grandson are taking a walk one crisp fall afternoon...

When the old man asks his grandson what he wanted to be when he grrw up.

"I wanna be rich like you granpa!" , responded the boy

Now the old man had worked hard all his life. Started off as an employee at a small company and ended up owning it. He almost never spent his hard earned mone...

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A bartender who just went broke decides to open a medical clinic.

He puts a sign outside the clinic-" I will cure anything for the price of $20, and I'll pay you back $50 if I fail."

A medic thinks that he can outsmart the bartender wants the $50, so he goes to the clinic.

The medic tells the bartender he had lost his sense of taste, to which the bar...

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