A guy walks into a bar on New Year's Eve and orders a glass of champagne. "Happy New Years!" he shouts. "Calm down," the bartender reprimands him. "It's still hours away." "Sorry," the guy apologizes. "My doctor told me I sometimes suffer from premature congratulations."
I hate when people ask how I see myself in 3 years
I don’t have 2020 vision
This is the only day you can upvote this
Happy New Years 2013!
Hey guys I'm sending this through Internet Explorer, hope you guys had a great 2012!
What kind of doctor is Dr. pepper?
A fizzician!
I’ll see myself out
Edit: I guess adding mentos to this joke was a good idea...
Thanks for the gold and silvers!
Happy New Years y’all!
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