If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
Happy Friday - Blonde Joke :)
A blind man enters a bar and find his way to a barstool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice, the woman next to him says, “Before...
Happy Friday the Thirteenth
I think it's bad luck to be superstitious
An 80 year old man goes in for a physical
And the doctor tells him, "You're in terrific health, you're healthier than most 40 year olds, what do you contribute your exceptional health to?"
And the man replies"Turkey hunting, every morning I walk in the mountains and go turkey hunting."
"Well maybe genetics has something to do ...
We all have that one relative...
I'm not saying which relative…but a relative just called and asked if I would loan her $800.00 to help her pay her rent. Those who know me, know that I'm always willing to help out friends and family. I told her to give me some time to think about it and I would call her back. Before I called her ba...
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A man sends his son out with a duck and tells him to make some money
So the son naturally heads for the county fair to see if anyone wants to buy it. Along the way, he sees this ugly prostitute.
The prostitute walks up to him and says, "Hey that's a nice duck you got there. Tell ya what. If you give me that duck, I'll fuck you."
So they go into the wo...
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