“You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.” —*Jerry Seinfeld*
“I gave my father $100 and said, ‘Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.’ So he went out and bought a present for my mother.” —*Rita ...
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Happy fathers day to
Motherfuckers
Everyone keeps wishing a Happy Father's Day to "The Best Dad in the World."
I'm flattered. But I hope everyone wishes their own dad a Happy Fathers Day as well.
Happy Fathers Day!
Me: Happy Fathers Day!
Pop: Thanks!
Me: I'll call you later.
Pop: Don't call me later, call me Dad :')
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Does anyone else feel that white bread is superior?
Or am I just breadjudiced?
Perfect day for a dad joke. Happy Fathers Day, folks!
2 guys walk into a bar....
...you'd think the second one would duck.
This is the best dad joke I've got.. happy Fathers Day.
Last September my wife asked me to put a load in the dishwasher.
So long story short, happy fathers day to me.
I wanted eggs for breakfast but I was short in time.
So I had to scramble.
Happy Fathers Day.
Bought a litre of tip-ex today.
Huge mistake.
(in honour of all the dads out there, happy fathers day - UK)
What did the bull say to his son when he left for college?
Bison.
Happy fathers day.
Just another fathers day joke
Just wrote this to wish yall a happy fathers day,
The day when 80% of people dont know whom to wish, and the same day when 20% of the perppe are scared someone might come and wish them...
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