“You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.” —*Jerry Seinfeld*
“I gave my father $100 and said, ‘Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.’ So he went out and bought a present for my mother.” —*Rita ...
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
Happy fathers day to
Motherfuckers
Happy Fathers Day!
Me: Happy Fathers Day!
Pop: Thanks!
Me: I'll call you later.
Pop: Don't call me later, call me Dad :')
...
Everyone keeps wishing a Happy Father's Day to "The Best Dad in the World."
I'm flattered. But I hope everyone wishes their own dad a Happy Fathers Day as well.
Does anyone else feel that white bread is superior?
Or am I just breadjudiced?
Perfect day for a dad joke. Happy Fathers Day, folks!
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