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Happy fathers day to

Motherfuckers

Everyone keeps wishing a Happy Father's Day to "The Best Dad in the World."

I'm flattered. But I hope everyone wishes their own dad a Happy Fathers Day as well.

Happy Fathers Day!

Me: Happy Fathers Day!

Pop: Thanks!

Me: I'll call you later.

Pop: Don't call me later, call me Dad :')

...

Last September my wife asked me to put a load in the dishwasher.

So long story short, happy fathers day to me.

Does anyone else feel that white bread is superior?

Or am I just breadjudiced?

Perfect day for a dad joke. Happy Fathers Day, folks!

2 guys walk into a bar....

...you'd think the second one would duck.

This is the best dad joke I've got.. happy Fathers Day.

I wanted eggs for breakfast but I was short in time.

So I had to scramble.

Happy Fathers Day.

What did the bull say to his son when he left for college?

Bison.


Happy fathers day.

Bought a litre of tip-ex today.

Huge mistake.


(in honour of all the dads out there, happy fathers day - UK)

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