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What’s the worst thing that can happen on Friday?

You realize it’s Thursday.

Why was Brexit planned to happen on Halloween?

Because we’ll be turning away children knocking on our door asking for food.

The attack on Pearl Harbor will always be the 2nd worst tragedy to happen on American soil on December 7th.

The first being my birth.

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