I found a cd at a thrift store for a band actually called PROPAIN, made up this joke on the spot (maybe it's old idk) and made myself giggle, so I had to buy it, now I keep it in our minivan and break it out as my favorite dad joke whenever I have someone in it lol
Hank Hill got a job working in a BDSM store.
He sells pro-pain and pro-pain accessories.
Why are there so many people who are offended by the stuff that Hank Hill does?
Because he sells profane accessories.
I'm like Hank Hill when I'm in an argument.
Stern, no nonsense, and my urethra narrows.
What do you get when you cross Hank Hill with Bob Ross?
A Pro-painter.
King of the Crouton
Bobby Hill asks his father, Hank:
"What are the primary ingredients in a Caesar salad?"
Hank Hill responds:
"Dang it Bobby, that's an easy one. Romaine and romaine accessories"
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