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Hanging Upside Down Jokes

A man was hanging upside down from a tree

A man was hanging upside down from a tree. His friend saw him and asked him, why are you hanging upside down! The man replied “i just took a tablet for my headache I’m afraid it will go to my stomach”

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Bored Superman

One day Superman is flying around looking for crime. Lex Luther is locked up along with all the other villains so not much is going on. Superman sees Batman crouched next to a gargoyle on a building so stops by to see what's up. "Hey Batman what's good wanna do something?" Batman answers gruffly, "I...

What do you call a frog hanging upside down?

Mistle-toad.

From google when my son asked for a joke. And I laughed harder than I should hv.

Two bats were hanging upside down in a cave

The first bat asks the second, “Do you remember the worst day of your life?”



“I sure do," said the second bat. "It was the day I had diarrhea.”

After hours irish workers

Two irish workers, Tom and Paddy, are in a room after being called out to work after hours. Their boss walks in and sees Tom hanging upside down from a ceiling bar.


Boss: What're you doin hanging upside down Tom???
Tom: I'm pretending to be a light!
Boss: Well get down immedia...

Wanna get some blood!

One night at about 2:00am, 2 bats were hanging upside down, when one bat nudged the other bat's wing...'hey you wanna go and get some blood, a midnight snack?'
The other bat says...' now where the heck are we going to get blood at 2:00 in the morning?'
So the other bat says 'if you dont want...

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Susie and Johnny work the typical nine to five, one day Susie turns to johnny and says, "you know what its a nice day I bet you I can get the boss to give me the day off....

To johnnies surprise he asks her how shes going to do that, she says watch me. So the boss walks in for his usual team check up and Susie is hanging upside down from the rafters. Furios but concerned the boss asks her what shes doing, to which Susie replies, Im a light bulb look at me, so the boss s...

Three hungry bats...

Three hungry vampire bats are hanging upside down in a tall tower at night, having not eaten anything for several days.
Extremely hungry they look around for something they can drink the blood off.

The first bat, sees something, flies away and returns several minutes later with blood dropp...

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