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Hangers Jokes

Why did the blonde keep coat hangers under her seat?

In case she locks her keys in her car.

What do you call a pro-choice music festival?

Bangers for Hangers

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Wire hangers break the glass ceiling in sales today at ALABAMA Kmarts.

Since you like Dad jokes. Here's one I laid on my wife while she was folding my infant daughters clothes.

Wife: Could you go and grab the baby hangers?

Me: They prefer to be called executioners.

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