Handsome Boy Jokes - 6 Hilarious Handsome Boy Jokes

My local priest said I was the most handsome boy he had ever laid eyes on

I was touched

3 Girls die together, & went to heaven

Saint Peter said, "We have only one simple rule here. Don't step on the turtles, walk carefully"

Girl 1 walks uncautiously and steps on a turtle.
Saint peter - what have you done? We are going to give you one of the worst punishments.
Girl 1 - It was by mistake, just give me one exc...

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My buddy and I own a bar.

My buddy and I own a bar. Last week, we were leaning against the counter, when this gorgeous woman came up to us and said, "Hey handsome boys, can I buy you a beer?"

"No, I don't think so," I replied.

"No? How about something harder. Scotch?"

"Absolutely not," my friend said....

Two pregnant women on a bench were talking to each other.

They saw a fat guy with a big belly. On seeing the fat guy, one said, " I will give birth to a handsome boy." On this the other said, " I will give birth to you a beautiful girl."

With intention to make fun of the guy , they asked the fat guy, "What are you gonna give birth to?"

He sa...

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A woman, pregnant with triplets, is walking down the street...

...in a very bad part of town. Out of the blue, a car rolls by and opens gunfire on the house behind her. Despite her best efforts, the woman took three bullets to her stomach and was rushed to the hospital.

The doctors did everything they could to save the woman and her three unborn childre...

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Three sisters are now 18

For their birthday, their dad comes with three absolutely handsome boys.He says to them: "You are now 18, each of you can pass this night with one of them"
That night, the dad comes near their rooms.In front of the first daughter's room, he hears that she is laughing.In front of the second room...

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