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Handi Jokes

So I broke up with my handicapped girlfriend and stole her wheelchair..

But guess who came crawling back!!?!

What do you call it when Arnold Schwarzenegger gives you a handie?

An Ahnold Palmer

What do you call a disabled girl with gonorrhoea?

Handi-Clapped....

I don’t know if it’s an actual joke or I have created a masterpiece but here we are boys.

What do you call a cow with no legs

Handi-calfed

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A beautiful lady of the evening owns a penthouse on Lake Shore Drive. She’s entertaining a young man who is deciding what he’d like.

“So, how much would a reach-around set me back?”

The woman replies without hesitation, “Five-hundred dollars.”

The man is taken aback! “$500!”

The woman replies, “See this apartment? Handies paid for it!”

Convinced, the couple repair to the bedroom. A little later, they a...

What do you call it when you get an STD from someone who is disabled?

The Handi-clap.

What did the handicapped person say about his prosthetic arms?

These come in handy.

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